He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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