Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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