Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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