Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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