Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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