so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Randomize
