i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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