I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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