i think my tv is drunk
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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