It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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