ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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