So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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