Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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