wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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