I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
My hand turned me down
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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