No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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