you guys were way drunker than both of me
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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