Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
he shaved USA in his pubs
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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