Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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