On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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