We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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