If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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