Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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