just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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