my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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