I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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