well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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