So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
