Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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