No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Shame is for Republicans.
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