I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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