I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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