Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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