why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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