Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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