I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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