What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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