She's JV to your varsity
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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