Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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