i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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