I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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