I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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