This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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