How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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