I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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