is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
one might say we're banned from that church
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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