Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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