If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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