No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
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