As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
We just shotgunned beers for America
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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