Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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