Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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