Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I see more hoeing in ur future
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